My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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