i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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