You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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