Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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