The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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