i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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