It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
it hurts more in the daytime
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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