she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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