North Korea, Best Korea!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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