My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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