i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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