I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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