my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize