Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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