Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.