Who wears a wallet chain?!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now