I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money