They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
is it fun? or sober?
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