woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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