Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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