whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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