The maid of honor just puked.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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