So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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