Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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