i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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