We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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