if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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