So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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