Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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