A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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