you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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