Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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