My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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