A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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