..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
