Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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