Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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