no, he came in my armpit
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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