Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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