What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she peed on how many people?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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