One girl and one boy is just not enough.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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