And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You can't just leave with hair like that
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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