It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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