Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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