I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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