he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
