We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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