Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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