Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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