Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Are we still banned from the library?
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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