Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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