remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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