Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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