I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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