And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
thus making me awesome and them whores
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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