Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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