You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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