so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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