The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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