Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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