y did u give ur computer a hand job?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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