no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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